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#1
Hello all,

I'll be honest with you, I discovered this forum through Google while searching for a good quality copy of Journey into Fear (1943). I came across this thread that seems to advertise what I'm looking for. Now, I'm no dummy, so I read the site rules and scanned the Presentation forum to see how it works around here. Hell, I even tried to PM Aluminum Falcon directly to request a copy. But, "No" the System said, "You do not have permission to access this page." Fickle b*tch, that System.

I understand you're not in the habit of handing out download links to strangers. That's okay, because by the time you're through reading this, I hope we won't be strangers any more (cue audience: "Aww"). That's because this is going to be the best damn Presentation post this forum has ever seen (cue audience: "Gasp"). I mean, there's only ten pages of threads in this Presentation forum. That's not a lot of competition. 20 threads per page, but only 13 on the last page. 193 total. And just glance through some of these posts! Super low effort. "Hello, and how do I get stuff?" Pfft. Not by appearing desperate, bud. "Hallo from Germany"  Dodgy Looks like somebody didn't read the rule about posting in English only... It's spelled H-E-L-L-O, am I right guys? I could just go down the line and roast all 193 of these chumps, leave you all in stitches, but even I'll run out of material eventually, and then I could veer into "Rule #3 Violation" territory, and that wouldn't be pretty. These posters don't deserve that kind of abuse. On the other hand, an immediate ban could lead to this post becoming infamous, and therefore solidifying its position in Presentation forum legend. We'll see where it goes, I guess. Strap in, things might get weird.

I'm getting ahead of myself. I was making an introduction. I'm Lanark. My birthday is October 27th. Lanark1027. Now we ain't strangers anymore. Swell, ain't it? Let's get down to business. Journey into Fear. 1943. It's got Orson Welles in it. I need to watch it.

You see, I'm a film buff. And like all film buffs (even the ladies), we get erections at the mere mention of Orson Welles' name. Citizen Kane, anyone? Rosebud=The Sled, dummy. On a film related forum like this, I estimate that by just typing his name I caused eleven erections. That's an erection for every letter in the name Orson Welles. There, I did it again. I'm starting to enjoy this. Is this how a cam girl feels?

Back to the topic at hand. You want something from me in exchange for this movie. I'm already giving you everything I've got, but I'm prepared to give even more. Below you will find a list of my most admirable qualities, most of which I've made abundantly clear in this very post.

-Dashing good looks (not sure if this was clear from the post, or if there's a reflection in my monitor...)
-Unmatched wit (remember when I roasted that German guy? GOT 'IM!)
-Math skills (remember when I calculated the exact number of threads in this forum, without even a calculator? Eat your heart out, Isaac Newton.)
-Movie knowledge (even beyond the filmography of you know who)
-Your friend, and certainly not a stranger.

What I lack are any discernible audio/video skills that may be useful to a film restoration community, even if I do respect the hell out of what they're trying to do.

In conclusion: Greetings Fanres community. I hope you enjoyed my Presentation as much as I enjoyed giving it to you. I'm signing off now, I fully expect that when I sign back in tomorrow my PM box will be full of download links for Journey into Fear (1943), with of course a healthy amount of d*ck pics. I'd expect nothing less from you beautiful bastards.
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#2
Hello Lanark1027, and welcome to the forum!

Now, dunno if I have to laugh, or be angry... Big Grin - well, at least do not expect links, or d*cks, on your PM... yet, if you will be patient and helpful, something will come (and I strongly hope for you that would be links!)

P.S. I should admit this was a great (good? bad?) presentation, after all!
Sadly my projects are lost due to an HDD crash... Sad
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#3
This is exactly what a DMCA or F.A.C.T agent would say!

And welcome.
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Hallo
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(2018-12-28, 11:59 AM)CSchmid lapp Wrote: This is exactly what a DMCA or F.A.C.T agent would say!

And welcome.

You're right! Those guys do love d*ck pics...
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Welcome, and thank you for mocking my presentation thread. I love drawing attention.
Also known as Roobyoo
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(2018-12-28, 04:10 AM)Lanark1027 Wrote: I fully expect that when I sign back in tomorrow my PM box will be full of download links for Journey into Fear (1943), with of course a healthy amount of d*ck pics. I'd expect nothing less from you beautiful bastards.

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(2018-12-29, 07:24 AM)LucasGodzilla Wrote:

Please, AMA about Orson Welles!
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(2018-12-29, 02:38 AM)Atreyo Wrote: Welcome, and thank you for mocking my presentation thread. I love drawing attention.

Burn unit's that way, chump. But seriously, no hard feelings. I love you.
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